17 May 2013 @ 11:04 pm
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[personal profile] goddamnironman on May 22nd, 2013 01:43 am (UTC)
text.
I texed Loki.
It was a bad idea.
I can feel you saying I told you so from here.
[personal profile] goddamnceo on May 22nd, 2013 07:53 am (UTC)
text.
Loki is here? As in Norse god war-criminal Loki?
What could have possibly possessed you to text him??
[personal profile] goddamnironman on May 23rd, 2013 03:53 am (UTC)
The one and only.

I just wanted to know if he was still there.
He is.

PS. what are you making for dinner?
[personal profile] goddamnceo on May 23rd, 2013 06:39 am (UTC)
Well, for an appetizer I was thinking of baking those 'Are You Crazy?' rolls you like so much.
The main course will be 'Yes, You Must Be' steak, with a side of peas and carrots.
And for dessert?
'You'll Probably Be Sleeping Alone Tonight' pie.
[personal profile] goddamnironman on May 26th, 2013 03:48 am (UTC)
I feel like I need to be apologizing for something. Call it a hunch.
[personal profile] goddamnceo on May 26th, 2013 03:57 am (UTC)
You text messaged a war criminal! A man that has tried to kill you and hs attacked the planet on more than one occasion, and you decided it would be a good idea to catch up. Shall I just assume a third party might be joining us for dinner tonight?
[personal profile] goddamnironman on May 26th, 2013 03:59 am (UTC)
1/2
It sounds a lot worse when you put it that way.
[personal profile] goddamnironman on May 26th, 2013 04:00 am (UTC)
jk 2/3
In my defense I didn't think he would respond
And he hasn't done anything
Maybe I'm being the bigger man by giving him a chance
[personal profile] goddamnironman on May 26th, 2013 04:01 am (UTC)
Does that win me points or...
[personal profile] goddamnceo on May 26th, 2013 04:19 am (UTC)
I think that depends on what you think you're giving him a chance to do.
[personal profile] goddamnironman on May 26th, 2013 04:22 am (UTC)
[ what he thinks he's giving him a chance to do? jeez this is getting rough, dig the hole deeper tony. ]

I should just stop, shouldn't I.
[personal profile] goddamnceo on May 26th, 2013 04:28 am (UTC)
Where are you?
[personal profile] goddamnironman on May 26th, 2013 04:39 am (UTC)
At the office.
That is to say
On my way home.
Obediently.
Lovingly.
I'll even pick up "Forgive me" chardonnay and "I'll be less of an idiot sometime in our lifetime I promise" fruit chunks to go with that great meal you laid out.
[personal profile] goddamnceo on May 26th, 2013 04:42 am (UTC)
Yes, that sounds like exactly what you should be doing.

[ she actually just wants him to be home so she can make sure he's safe and in one piece before hitting him in some fashion for doing these ridiculous things ]
[personal profile] goddamnironman on May 26th, 2013 04:43 am (UTC)
Have I told you today how beautiful you are?